The worst thing about this contraption is that you gather all of your viewing content (i.e. kindle, article, instagram, etc), prep your self up, and before you even get past the first paragraph it’s time to get off. I never get that intimate pooing time to myself anymore; you really don’t realize what you have until it’s gone.
Also, my boyfriend likes to get drunk and pull it out to stand on while peeing. So..there’s that if you wanted to know....
I watched the episode of Shark Tank when this guy debuted his toilet stool but I doubted it was as amazing as he says. When my apartment management put in new toilets with a water saving feature that are too tall for my short legs to reach the floor comfortably, I thought I'd get one of these to even out the height difference. Little did I know this bad boy would change the way I sh@t forever!
Let me just warn the serious poopers out there... don't think you're gonna put your feet on this thing and suddenly remember you left the stove on and have to go check it. OH NO! You better buckle up buttercup because once your body is in TRUE s**t mode it's GAME OVER for you! You can't stop it, you can't even pray it away. You just have to let it flow through you, hold your ripped blouse back together and wash your hands as the now violated (yet totally cleaned out) human shell you now are. I think I lost a piece of my soul the first time. To say I felt like a new woman is an understatement. This engenius design cleans you out so good I'm sure I lost the rest of my umbilical cord at some point!
I used to bring a book or my phone with me to settle in for a matinee but NOW? There's barely enough time to take a non s**t scented breath before the baby arrives. It's like the scene in Christmas Vacation where Chevy Chase goes sledding...before you know it, you're in the parking lot of a Walmart wondering wtf just happened!
I don't have any children but even if I did, I'd probably talk more about my Squatty Potty than I did them anyway. Probably have pictures of it in my wallet too. This product is just like those toilet paper memes that say "Do we really need to advertise this stuff? Who ISN'T buying this s**t!"
I gave it 5 stars because it's a 5 star product. I took a screenshot of my brother and me texting about this product. I've been constipated for days before this product arrived and within minutes of having it in my possession, the unicorn magic took over.
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This concept is amazing! Yes, a 5-7 inch brick would do the same job, but who wants that in their bathroom? Besides, I would have gladly paid a doctor $30 just for the advice. I do have one beef with Squatty Potty about unnecessarily misleading the public. This device will NOT cure your constipation and will NOT give you the urge to go; the urge must already be present. However, once the urge is there, this device will help with as complete elimination as that particular session will allow. For that I say, “THANK YOU Squatty Potty!” in the only tangible way a customer can: I bought another one for my second bathroom! (Great vid, by the way, lol!)
I was hesitant about how much Squatty would impact my GI conditions but this is amazing. Although the stance is a bit awkward to experience at first, the results are immediate. After finishing, my lower abdomen is SO much more relaxed than a bowel movement without the Squatty. There is NONE of the strain/tightness/cramping I usually feel in my lower abdomen.
Feature Product
- Doctor recommended & FDA REGISTERED
- Helps you mimic a natural squat to properly align your colon
- More complete & easier elimination
- Life-changing health benefits. Great for preventative care.
- 7" is the standard height and comfortable for most people
- Featured on Shark Tank and Howard Stern
- Made in the USA
- Made of hard, easy to clean polyurethane
Description
7, ecco Toilet stool, get optimal elimination, works perfectly for families of any size & is incredibly durable & easy to clean, transform your Toilet into an elimination station.
I love Squatty Potty and you will too. It works like a charm. You will wonder how you got along without it all these years. Think "Laundry Chute"! That's the best way I can explain it. You will have more time on your hands now, that you own a Squatty Potty. You go into the bathroom and you are out in seconds, not 10; 15; or 20 minutes as in the past.
Business owners should buy these for their bathrooms, as their employees will take less time on bathroom breaks, really! In fact if the government would invest in these for every bathroom, the Legislative process would even speed up.
You will be glad you got one, for those from 5 to 95!
My husband has been diagnosed with diverticulitis and low motility. I bought this, hoping it would help alleviate the symptoms of diverticulitis, and it has! I'll spare you the gross details, but I will say that he finds evacuating to be much easier, quicker, and more painless. I haven't tried it just yet, but it has worked wonders for him.
This works. I have suffered my entire life with constipation and this really does help expedite things. The only drawback is that it's kind of cumbersome to have there all the time. We have a 2nd bathroom that is perfect for this but if we had one bathroom, I would want to put it away and not have it constantly there. You can push it back so it's "out of the way" but it still seems in the way to me.
I personally think this product is brilliant! I think this company has a lot of clever ideas, starting with their commercials LOL. A few things sold me on this product. FIRST, I’m short (I’m 5’ 3”) so I’ve been using my kids stools for years to kinda help out during bowel movements. And yes, it DOES help with bowel movements, very much; which is why I think I instinctively started using my kids stools in the first place. After watching the Squatty Potty YouTube videos, the science behind it really made a lot of sense to me. NEXT, I’ve read how others just use a kids stool (like myself) or can get something similar for cheaper BUT, none of those options really allow you to store the stool under the toilet when your done which I really liked because it’s annoying to have stools sitting in your bathroom you have to kick around. I like that I can just kick it back under the toilet when I’m done & don’t have to touch it. It’s very sturdy & well balanced. The height is pretty perfect for me but, it might be a bit tall for my husband (5’ 10”). I think I might get the travel one because I definitely notice the difference while on vacation, lol. And, I’m pretty sure I will be getting another one for the kids bathroom too. GREAT PRODUCT!!! If you found my review helpful, I would appreciate you clicking yes - thanks!!!
I do like it a lot. But my only complaint is that after nearly every use the toilet - I remove the stool from under my feet and suddenly feel I have to continue to pass a bit more. NEVER had that happen before using this, so I think something with this stool and my intestines leaves something not working exactly as it should. The good of it is that everything passes more easily during, so it's nice to have some of the strain removed.
I do recommend it - but just know it's not quite as magical as unicorns and ice cream make it out to seem like - and I'm SURE that it will be a different experience for every person.
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