We all know Charmin is the Bentley of poop removal. One of the problems with super plush and ultra strong fecal residue elimination is that there are fewer sheets per roll than your 70 grit garbage you have at work. So I was stoked to see they now have a 5x roll! Only problem. We have one of those in wall toilet paper dispensers and such a large roll makes it impossible to actually... roll. You have to two hand squeeze and turn that bad boy, which means putting down the phone and interrupting your candy crush streak. Or you could take it out... but you may have a wife that insists that toilet paper must go in the proper dispenser, no matter how useless it is for ginormous rolls of pillowy derrière cleaning paper. This of course leads to a huge conflict and before you know it you are sleeping in one of your kids beds... which, hey, isn’t so bad because they normally spend half the night in your bed until one of you wakes up smelling their spiked diaper. Come to think about it, if only they knew how strong and soft these wipes were they would be begging to be potty trained, and of course then it wouldn’t be my fault that the toilet paper is off the holder. I could get my bed back and the kid could be potty trained and sleep in his own bed. One can dream I suppose. And if push comes to shove, a few yards of this stuff could work as a nice pillow too.
Lets face it, it's TP how much more can you say? It's strong and very soft and it does the job that it's intended to do. A word of caution. The roll is large and it doesn't fit in a normal holder. to fix that go to Charmins web site and have them send you their roll extenders. They will send you three for free. It takes a month to get them.
I really enjoy these compared to the off-brand ones that my dad buys. Those cheaper ones tend to be thin and rip easily with lots of particles that seem to fly around every time I use them, and not to mention, it feels more like I'm just smearing rather than cleaning, leaving me feeling awfully uncomfortable. I was looking around for a better brand, and I read good reviews about Charmin Ultra Strong.
We bought a pack at Lowe's (my dad complaining about the price as we left), and the problems I had with the off-brand were nowhere to be found. I'm glad I was able to find a nice deal on Amazon! I'm recently new to purchasing items from here (this is only my 3rd one lol), but I'm slowly gaining confidence and understanding of how convenient it is. I'm not quite sure if I'm brave enough to take the next step and subscribing, but I'll see how long this delivery lasts, and maybe it'll be my first. Thank you!
It is difficult to tell which rolls are bigger than others when simply viewing the product online, but these are enormous. This is good if you live with someone who doesn't change the toilet paper roll when it runs out, or one who has a free standing toilet paper roll holder. We can only use this TP in 1 bathroom in our home, as it would not fit in the other bathroom's toilet paper roll holder. Will have to wait for the roll to be half gone, then transfer it to the other bathroom. It's seriously the biggest roll of toilet paper I've ever seen. This is probably the longest review I've left on Amazon....and it's about toilet paper. Ha. Shipping was fast and product was packaged well.
Ultra strong TP for my intimate parts. It works. It holds firm. It doesn't fall apart when the going gets tough. No worries of extra stuff getting on your sensitive hands. I'll buy another Family Mega Pack soon... even though I live alone. FML.
Feature Product
- Pack contains 24 Rolls (363 sheets per roll) of Charmin Ultra Strong Family Mega toilet paper
- 1 Charmin Family Mega Roll = 5+ Regular Rolls based on number of sheets in Charmin Regular Roll bath tissue
- Charmin's strongest 2-ply toilet paper with a unique clean touch
- Design inspired by washcloth-like cleaning and strength
- Clog-safe and septic-safe; Roto-Rooter approved
Description
Introducing Charmin Ultra Strong Family Mega Roll, our BIG, long-lasting roll that equals 5+ Regular Rolls for mega value. Charmin Ultra Strong Family Mega has a unique clean touch that cleans better vs. the leading bargain brand. Its washcloth-like texture is stronger and more absorbent and you can use less than the leading bargain brand. Also, Charmin Ultra Strong Family Mega Roll Family Mega Roll Toilet paper is 2-ply and septic-safe. We all go to the bathroom, those who go with Charmin Ultra Strong Family Mega Roll really Enjoy the Go!
(Based on number of sheets in Charmin Regular Roll bath tissue)
I have a sensitive butt. I get butt hurt very easily. However, this toilet paper is soft on my bum even if I wipe to hard or too often. It doesn’t rip apart when I have an aggressive wiping session. I told my employer that they needed to get some for the shop, but was told I was being petty and my bathroom issues were inappropriate to talk about at work.
I have been ordering Charmin Ultra Strong from Amazon for over a year now. I recently ran out of toilet paper and decided to get a few rolls at one of the popular department store in town while my order arrived from Amazon. The Mega Rolls that come in the Amazon package are of way higher quality and it's very obvious when I compared the two. The sheets from the Amazon package are way thicker, the embossed patterns are more noticeable, the paper doesn't shred or tear and is very durable, and the rolls look a bit thicker even though the packaging is the same. The price on Amazon is also cheaper when you order the Mega Roll 24 count (per roll), than the price I paid at the grocery store.
Awkwardly too big for our toilet paper holders. It's convenient not having to swap out rolls as much, but I don't like that its too snug in the holders - I've often been trying to get some out of our holder and I end up tearing off less than I wanted because it gets caught in the holder.
We usually go for the Charmin ultra strong, but usually not the larger sized rolls.
This is still Charmin and I prefer the Ultra Strong, but I wasn't paying close attention to the description and didn't realize this was the 'Clean Touch' instead of the regular Ultra Strong. I don't like it as well. It's still strong, but not quite as soft and comfy as the other. I was comparing several pack sizes and prices and this seemed the most economical, but the 8 roll size is really big and I find it more awkward to store. It is the best value so that's something, but isn't my favorite.
will never use another paper
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