Day 1:
Took one last night and pooped twice. First time was pretty big. The coffee I had was a huge mistake. My bowel evacuated quickly and kinda liquidy.
Day 2:
Big poop this morning! Stomach cramped a bit but just pooed it out. Later in the day it hit me and I farted really loud in front of my boss. Not sure if this pill is a mistake, but it’s doing it’s job.
Day 3: some stomach cramping but it all exited just fine. I had to stop at a gas station on the way to work to do my business, it wouldn't wait.
Day 4: I’M MELTING OUT MY BUTT. Save me!!
Day 5: I think my stomachs getting used to it. Make sure to drink lots of water.
Day 6: almost there... my colon better be clean.
Day 7: I successfully completed a week. I recommend this product. But be weary of the farts, stomach cramps, and always be close to a toilet!
OMG-Let’s just say-This stuff really works and could change your life.
I started the program on a Thursday in anticipation of needing to remain close to home and a bathroom over a long weekend. My first mistake was under-estimating the amount of toilet paper I would need-I figured one roll a day and I had 5 rolls to get me through 4 days. By Saturday morning, I was out of TP so I jumped into the shower, my 5th shower in 2 days, and drove the 20 minutes to a grocery store. I knew it was risking maneuver as I’d been hitting the toilet every 20 minutes but I felt like things had progressed through my system and was slowing down-This was my 2nd mistake. As I approached the grocery store, I felt a gassy bubble approaching my exit and started feeling a little uncomfortable. I got out of my car and when I did, things started shifting internally and that little gassy feeling felt like a full on avalanche approaching.
As I walked into the grocery store, I started looking for the restroom-which of course was in the back of the store up a flight of stairs. I briskly walked towards my goal and by the time I reached the back of the store, I was walking like The Hunchback of Notre-Dame. My 3rd mistake was thinking that I would be able to relieve some pressure by letting out a little “gas”-That was not gas. At the base of the stairs and the restroom only 20ft away, I took one step up and that was enough to break the dam of fecal hell. That gassy feeling was not gas at all.
At this point, I had nothing to lose and sprinted into a stall. As I sat there an absolute mess in a graffiti ridden, grocery store bathroom stall, I started reflecting on my life’s decisions and what led up to this moment of utter embarrassment. It was at that moment, that I found god. I sat there, not quite in tears, praying for a change of life style-asking god for forgiveness for my sins. I started thinking of the dog that I gave away when I couldn’t responsibly take care of him, the girlfriend I cheated on in college, and other life regrets. After about 20 minutes, and another round of colon discharge, I got myself together only to run out of toilet paper again-My sincere apologies to the Kroger store in VA as I had to use hand towels to clean up, tossing my underwear in the trash and clogging the toilet. My last mistake, which was technically my first mistake, was wearing grey sweat pants and not wearing a baseball hat to hide my shame. Needless to say, I was able to buy 2 of the largest packs of TP and head home where the cycle continued for the next 2 days.
I lost 7lbs in 4 days.
I recommend-
Stocking up on TP
Remain close to a bathroom
Have your laundry completed with extra towels
Drink lots of water
If you have to leave the house, pack a suit case of cleaning materials and backup clothes
Wear a hat if you leave the house-It just feels right and could be used in an emergency
Within the first couple of days I noticed a huge difference! I wasn't gassy although I know someone else who took it and was very gassy. I definitely had to go to the bathroom several times a day. I followed the directions and took 1 capsule at bedtime with water for 3 days then did 2 capsules. I lost a total of 7 pounds and a difference in appearance as you can see in the pictures. It definitely works if you eat a lot of processed foods or junk foods.
I am Autistic, and one of the wonderful (ðŸ˜)comorbities that tend to tag along is gastrointestinal issues. In my case, severe.
If your getting on here complaining about how it worked, but it was too much, blah blah blah...
NO.
Imagine for a second that for all of your life, since you were a newborn baby never having any sort of "regular" bowel movements. Imagine that you can go 3 weeks with literally nothing, and then when anything does happen its basically nothing. Your stomach hurts and aches severely every day and you actually don't know what it feels like to never be in pain. It affects the quality of your life, every wonderful event, every vacation (honeymoon!), every single aspect of your life is affected by your gastrointestinal issues. Doctors won't believe you, doctors just tell you to add more fiber or take milk of magnesia. You plead for help, but people can't believe it is really as bad as you say it is. Nothing you've tried over the counter has ANY effect on you. You live this way far into adulthood, then you come across THIS.
Dr. Tobias Colon: 14 Day Quick Cleanse
Even high doses of laxatives in the past hardly worked, but this supplement did. I don't have to worry about when it will work or if it will work. Take it at night with plenty of water, the next morning it will work (for me). It works exactly as promised, and let me tell you for somebody who has never come across anything that has worked as promised, this is a heaven sent product for me.
I really don't care if it helps me lose weight, because my stomach problems are so severe.
I just want to come across a product that works, and this does.
So if anybody out there can relate to my story, give this a try.
Thank you
This stuff is THE BOMB. And by bomb, I’m referring to what I’ve been doing in the bathroom since taking this product. I have no idea what all this stuff is that’s coming out of me, but it smells like it’s lived in me since I was in diapers. My poor dog Bailey hides under the bed now anytime I go to the bathroom. I think she has PTPD - Post Tobias Poop Disorder. I’ll be checking Dr. Tobias’ other products to see if he has anything to help her overcome her trauma. Anyway - if you want a product that thoroughly cleanses you, this is it. It works. Too well. Stay hydrated. I’ll leave you with some important advice - Don’t trust a fart.
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After reading the first review @ finding God in a bathroom stall and literally laughing till I wet my pants, I purchased. I didn't go through what he did, but I can say this DOES work and works very well. Even better than any prescription my doctor has given me! I didn't go crazy taking it. Only two @ a time, am and pm. I am going to keep this on hand ,always. I've been taking meds for years that constipated me. Unless you haven't been able to 'go' for days at a time, you can't understand how awful it makes you feel. I even was hospitalized once over this. So yes, this is the first thing I've purchased that truly works. I've purchased two others on Amazon, they worked but not near as well as this. So, all I can say, is it has worked for me and I feel great! All due to this, no more bloating, stomach pain, God awful back pain and all that goes with being constipated. I take one or two at night and I'm good to "go"! Is great for me!
I had issues doing a bowel movement even with a healthy eating change. I was prescribed rx meds from docs such as lizness,that didn't help. I took Mill of Magnesium and that didn't help, then Malox.. no results. Saw this product on. Amazon, read the reviews and within 8 days I've lost over 7 lbs and with exercise and eating clean many inches.
I hate writing reviews but this one deserves the time to do so.. I am 36 y/o and I suffer from constipation all my life, doctors prescribed anything and everything out there, from long term treatment to quick fix and nothing worked. So I was a bit skeptical about placing an order for this product but let me tell you; I am on my 4th day and it has been amazing, I poop at least 3x day (whaaattt I used to last weeks.without going to the bathroom) my stomach feels so light and best part I don't get cramps. I have lost 5 lbs thus far (say wooooooord) I am a happy camper and deff will order again.
I have done a few cleanses in the past with other products and I was not impressed by them. I was impressed with this one! I took 2 pills every night at 9:00pm. I then would poop at 7:30, 9:30, 11:30, 4:00, 8:00. Good size poops. Good amount of poop. I could tell it was cleaning me out. I feel lighter. I did fart a lot more, but that is a good sign it is working, too. Very impressed with this cleanse.
I was the type of person that only had a bowel movement maybe every two days. I was also a heavy pot smoker and a binge eater. This resulted in gaining A LOT of weight after my pregnancy. After using Dr. Tobias 14 day cleanse I now use the bathroom regularly. I cleaned my body of toxins and kick started my weight loss journey emensly. I felt less sluggish everyday meaning I was energized to workout. I am so determined to get my body back, therefore worked out every day of my 14 day cleanse. With exercise and Dr. Tobias 14 day cleanse I lost 16lbs in 2 weeks. Of course I also cut out a lot of carbs from my diet like soda, chocolates etc. and didn't eat after 8pm. I'm not a big calorie counter but I am eating and cooking wayyyy cleaner than before.
It did help tremendously to get rid of all the waste I was carrying thats for sure. My only advise is to drink A LOT of water because if you don't you will get cramps. Other than that, I drank the two pills every night and used the bathroom every morning. Overall, it did work for me.
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